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Holly's avatar

“First, its creation has some magic, in that I only half-consciously know how I generate it. “ literally what gives?? Sometimes I can only conjure half of it, entering space bar going back up enter. The rush of both ends hits often enough I refuse to look it up

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Jacqueline Novak's avatar

I wrote a section about the exact key strokes but cut it, perhaps l’ll add it back in hehe

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Holly's avatar

I finished reading and see now I do employ the no space em dash, which I don’t fully understand how to conjure. And probably because the spirirt of my em dash is to rush in some more information in but not wanting to lose my reader that I forgo the space

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𝐌𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐇𝐨𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐳's avatar

I am now objectively persuaded that Jacqueline Novak has been sent to save humanity.

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Jacqueline Novak's avatar

notably I believe I saw YOU use it recently without a space before and after, and thought, how interesting that Mitch doesn't favor the spaces.

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𝐌𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐇𝐨𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐳's avatar

I agonize over it! But I am no-spacer. The em-dash in any form is sacred to me. Truth: in publishing I could immediately tell the A-listers from the normies: the former used the em-dash, never broken lines, never the en-dash. When I explained the difference I would get baleful looks.

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Jacqueline Novak's avatar

hahahaha, you do me great honor.

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Lauren Schurr's avatar

Blow hard is such a good one

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Jacqueline Novak's avatar

core to my identity but couldn’t use it much during get on your knees times cuz blow job and blow hard too close

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mechi lakatos's avatar

wow i can't believe my eyes! i keep talking about the existential pain of the great ai em dash hijacking (namely, how having it wrenched from my grasp so abruptly has made me feel like i am permanently writing with my non-dominant hand) and—literally yesterday—i described its narrative supremacy as being due to its likeness to two runners racing alongside each other, battling for the leading position. crazy to now read your analogous highway metaphor...

i myself am decidedly team no spaces because i was taught it was wrong early and now i cannot unsee it—kind of in the same way i can't unsee the transgression of a comma splice or an ampersand in the middle of a formal sentence—however, i can respect other allegiances where there is intention and ownership (as opposed to the population that engages in interchangeable usage—alternating between em dashes, en dashes, hyphens, spaces, no spaces—with seemingly no discernible logic)

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mechi lakatos's avatar

jesus it hurt me to use even that first tiny two-word em dash interjection, and the subsequent uses—including this one—i type through gritted teeth, forcing myself against the instinctive recoil i now feel...

devastating how quickly a decades-long relationship can sour at the hands of a pattern recognition engine! but this important missive has given me hope for a future (a present?) where a quiet but stalwart resistance takes root and enables us to reclaim what is rightfully ours

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mechi lakatos's avatar

using em dashes in casual writing such as internet comments is admittedly overwrought/embarrassing but in this case i've done it in the name of the cause

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Jen Rhodes's avatar

“I love large portions. Rather too much than too little.” A theme among the notions? Thinking back to the previous writing on ordering “if you’re still hungry”.

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Jacqueline Novak's avatar

oh it’s a theme alright extending backwards and forwards in my work

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Carry-On Culture by Leo Veiga's avatar

This is so good

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jt's avatar

Have you seen the editions of Emily Dickinson people have made without em dashes? What the fuck were those people thinking? Maybe an idea worth experimenting with, but they should have realized their new versions were inferior before publishing, no? Which suggests that em dashes could in fact replace all other punctuation and yield superior outcomes. A less directed way of writing, every thought free-floating, an end in itself, only vaguely connected to every other thought.

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